DISCLAIMER: If you know Zeman in real life don't be alarmed, this is just what he doesn't say.
Enjoy the show
My Pottermore acc:WolfRook138
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he wants to go to his house an chill in the hot tub, then go to a movie and go 4x4ing, interesting maybe il take this boy up on his offer. So brb shower gotta get all nice and purdy if I wanna do this.
Oh also, he’s an older boy, 18 which means he probably just wants to fuck me. nbd maybe il get laid.
Oddly enough… totally want a girl who thinks like this.
swear to god everyones in a bloody relationship apart from me
I just love this photo, the contrasts and contours of the lines, the pales and darks, the compositions of what is shown and what isn’t. Beautiful
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“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
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