College in the Pacific Northwest. Flirtations and disaster beyond your wildest imaginations. Laughter is truly one hell of a medicine and should be used often. Still under construction, probably until I'm done. Enjoy taking the tour of my head.



therefinedfellow:

yezzir-whatever:

p-sychopathi-c:

odawn:

omgphantastic:

ofwillgkta:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

no this is omg what NO

when I focus on the red it comes towards me and when I focus on the white it moves away from me

ahah this doesn’t work if you can’t focus omg

i feel like god right now omg

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO BACK

therefinedfellow:

yezzir-whatever:

p-sychopathi-c:

odawn:

omgphantastic:

ofwillgkta:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

no this is omg what NO

when I focus on the red it comes towards me and when I focus on the white it moves away from me

ahah this doesn’t work if you can’t focus omg

i feel like god right now omg

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO BACK

(Source: dpaf, via cunt-hunterr)

doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

(Source: tommofacts, via nakedwithstyle)

taleasoldastimelords:

I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation

taleasoldastimelords:

I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation

(via nakedwithstyle)

bmo-thirteen:

i want to be loved and cuddled and hugged and then fucked against a wall (◕‿◕✿)

(Source: flightacademy, via keep-it-classy-as-fuck)

sundaymorningsunlight:


dyemelikeasunset:

Can we all just post this picture forever?

Reblogging This Forever

sundaymorningsunlight:

dyemelikeasunset:

Can we all just post this picture forever?

Reblogging This Forever

(Source: coconutdreamin, via courtney-meagan)

fuckthereallife:

never not funny

(Source: yourresidentginger, via neurasthenicimbeciles)

triponiophorustyrannus:

image

STOP RIGHT THERE - TUMBLR POLICE

m’am do you have any idea how fast you were reblogging

(via keep-it-classy-as-fuck)

edentimm:

i dont exist so you can find me attractive and acceptable

(via catharticintentions)

colossaltitan:

Meet Ventricaria ventricosa. It’s algae. It’s found throughout the ocean, especially in tropical regions. Grows out somewhere between 1.5 and 2 inches in diameter.
this is terrifying because it’s a single-celled organism. that green blob is one cell. Just one cell. What on earth. like
big organelles inside? no. just a TON of them. tons of microscopic organelles floating around inside one of the biggest single-celled organisms in existence. I want to poke it with a stick

colossaltitan:

Meet Ventricaria ventricosa. It’s algae. It’s found throughout the ocean, especially in tropical regions. Grows out somewhere between 1.5 and 2 inches in diameter.

this is terrifying because it’s a single-celled organism. that green blob is one cell. Just one cell. What on earth. like

big organelles inside? no. just a TON of them. tons of microscopic organelles floating around inside one of the biggest single-celled organisms in existence. I want to poke it with a stick

(via anasylumonehundredfold)

anasylumonehundredfold:

gummehb:

basic-fucking-ly

That lady is actually me in one of my moments.

anasylumonehundredfold:

gummehb:

basic-fucking-ly

That lady is actually me in one of my moments.

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr